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A crass, crude, and overly-familiar comedy.
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The Pacifier
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Based on 16 parent reviews
Parents say the movie is a mixed bag, with some appreciating its humor and family-friendly elements, while others raise concerns about inappropriate content and violent themes that may not be suitable for younger children. Overall, it seems to be entertaining for families, especially those with kids aged 8 and up, but caution is advised due to moments of violence and crude humor.
- family-friendly appeal
- mixed reviews
- concerns about violence
- humor for families
- suitable for ages 8+
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Based on 30 kid reviews
What's the Story?
THE PACIFIER stars Vin Diesel as Shane Wolf, an all-business Navy Seal who's all about securing perimeters and drop-and-give-me-twenty. Shane is sent to rescue a computer whiz who has been kidnapped by the Serbs because they want who has created his super-secret "ghost" program. The whiz is killed by the bad guys (off screen), and after Shane recovers from being shot, he is sent to the suburbs to protect the whiz's five kids while his widow attempts to retrieve the program from a safe deposit box in a Swiss bank. The kids are undisciplined and acting out following the loss of their father, but they know how to love. Result of this meeting of opposites: development of mutual admiration through comic and heart-warming incidents and some cartoon-y stunts.
Is It Any Good?
The Pacifier might manage to qualify as mindlessly enjoyable pap if it was not so insincere, littered with gross-out jokes, and, with a tin ear for its target audience. Once he gets to know the kids he helps each one in predictable ways. Meanwhile, the bad guys are trying to get the Ghost program so everyone has to learn to work together and rely on one another, yadda yadda. This is all shown through crude humor, uncomfortably stereotyped bad guys, and a plot twist involving a swastika that few in the target age group will understand or relate to.
This crass, crude, and overly familiar formula comedy has material that is inappropriate for younger kids and jokes that are too immature for the older ones.
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Movie Details
- In theaters : March 4, 2005
- On DVD or streaming : June 28, 2005
- Cast : Brittany Snow , Lauren Graham , Vin Diesel
- Director : Adam Shankman
- Inclusion Information : Gay Movie Director(s) , Female Movie Actor(s) , Multiracial Movie Actor(s)
- Studio : Walt Disney Pictures
- Genre : Comedy
- Topics : Adventures
- Run time : 90 minutes
- MPAA rating :
- MPAA explanation : action violence, language and rude humor
- Last updated : October 9, 2025
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